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9/22/11 - Hi, I'm Chris, and welcome to my site here on blogster. I'm a 54 year old guy and married to my wife of 21 years, who is a saint to put up with me for that long. But I figure that I must be doing something right, to make me worth all the trouble I cause, or she wouldn't keep me around.

I am very reverential about being irreverent, and no I don't think that's contradictory, or an oxymoron. Hmmm... I've always liked that word, "oxymoron"... because it seems like it could have different meanings - like are the people who get drunk and stay up until 3am watching infomercials about "Oxy-Kleen", oxy-morons? Is a very large and lumbering man who is slow witted, but very strong, an oxymoron? Even if he is, I suggest you don't call him one - especially late at night in a bar. He might kick up the sawdust on the floor with his hooves, snort a lot and then charge you!

What? You've never been in a bar where they spread sawdust on the floor? You've lived a sheltered life, and obviously you haven't been to some of the quality drinking establishments that I have... One of my all time favorites, was this hole in the wall dive located at the base of an enormous boulder. They named it "The Rock Bottom Cafe". Yes, there was sawdust on the floor there, and the patrons looked like they were at "the rock bottom" in more ways than just being in a bar with that name.

But I undress... Or maybe I digress. Undressing is more fun, unless you are getting a physical.

My main reason for being here at blogster, is to have fun and make people laugh. I can make people laugh just by walking in a room and without saying a word, because I'm a rather peculiar looking man, and I suspect that more than a few of my relatives took it a lot further than being just "kissing cousins". But since we are in a virtual world here at blogster, you can't see me walk into a room, so I will have to do without the visual humor, except for the humorous visuals I can create in your minds with my written words.

I don't do politics... at least not here on blogster. In these extremely polarized political times, discussing politics seems to be the fastest way to ruin new friendships, so I won't be wasting my time and energy here discussing political differences.

I would rather waste my time and energy doing more fun things - like flirting! :-) I just love recreational flirting! But only when my flirting is welcome, and never when it's not, because I think that unwelcome flirting is stupid and obnoxious behavior, and only an insensitive and arrogant idiot can't tell if his flirting is unwelcome.

And my idea of flirting is harmless and with no real intent, because after all, I am married and happily married. I just see it as a fun way to make each other feel good about ourselves. But not to worry ladies, because I will not start flirting with you, unless you say or do something that makes me think that you might enjoy some harmlessly flirtatious banter back and forth. I'm usually not wrong when given a cue, but if I am, please just tell me to just STFU because I won't be offended, and I'll still be amicable and friendly towards you, even after you have so cruelly rejected me, and devastated my badly hurt feelings.

Even though I am so reverential about being irreverent, I do sometimes lapse into seriousness in my writing, but not to worry, because it never lasts for very long.

I am a life long dog lover and I really like cats too, so feel free to tell me all about your furry friends, and I'll tell you about mine.

I enjoy photography, and you can check out my photostream on Flickr:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29200470@N06/

And that's enough about me for now! Because I don't want to wear out my welcome and become boring... Nothing more I dislike than when I'm boring people, or becoming a bore. So in an effort to not become boring, I will now STFU!

Have a nice morning, noon, afternoon, evening, or night, whatever it is right now, wherever you are!

Chris

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