
A Reminder this St. Patrick's Day
Added: Friday, March 17th 2023 at 6:12pm by Troll2016
Category: Advice Column
You're not Irish, you're an American with a drinking problem.
User Comments
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Would you believe I completely forgot it WAS St. Patrick's Day? I forgot my sister's birthday too. That was yesterday. |
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I had two Irish coffees today: Irish whiskey, brown sugar, and coffee. My birthday is tomorrow, actually. |
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Looks like you and Sis both lost out on being born on St. Patrick's Day but luck of the Irish to both of you anyway. Oh, yes, and Happy Birthday! |
May it be your best, ever. Love & best wishes, Dani |
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Lol good one. l am Irish and l did have a lot of green beer last night and l don't even like beer ! ! ! |
I love "I'm Irish" as an excuse. In relation to my last name, I could serve people crappy food and say "I'm English." Or even better, because 'cox' is the shortened form of coxwain which is the pilot of a boat or a plane, I could tell people "I'M THE FUCKING BOSS SO EAT IT!!"