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Popeye's Chicken Sandwich - For Humor Only.

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Added: Saturday, November 9th 2019 at 4:40am by Thewritertwo
 
 
 

Popeye's Chicken Sandwich, have you had one yet? It took me exactly 3 months before I got to sink my teeth into one. I had to steer at that motherf''ker for a while. I went in with the feeling like I was going to have sex with Halle Berry, came out out like I was fu"ked by Eric Bennet. I expected Popeye's to come out with a Benz, but they pulled up in a scooter. How the hell did a massive piece of mutant chicken tucked between a fluffy wrinkled bun on a bed of pickles and a thin paste of mayonnaise became a rave that drove motherf""kers to kill over? The media of course? Someone in the media set it up. Don't get me wrong. It's not a bad tasting sandwich, but it's definitely not worth the hype. I had to remove the pickles. I don't like pickles, so just like that my sandwich was reduced to a chicken in a bun on mayo. Could Popeye's have stacked some onions, and tomatoes with a bed of lettuce in there? To their credit, it is reasonably priced. I went in with the intention to buy theentire rack, but decided to try it first before I made that investment. My thought as an investor was that if it was that good, I would buy them all and stand outside Popeye's and sell each sandwich for $100.00. I mean, if people could stand in line for an hour for a chicken sandwich, the demand is worth the price of $100.00. Unfortunately, Popeye's has priced their sandwich appropriately. Popeye's pricing has set the demand so high that it is threatening the extinction of the chicken population. You can't even find a stray chicken anymore. Farms are running out of chicken. Popeye's may have to come up with a duck substitute. 

So the Popeye's chicken sandwich what do you think of it? Is it worth the hype? Will you stab someone in the heart over a Popeye's chicken sandwich? Will you be stalking Popeye's for the rest of your life to get it only to read a sign that says "Temporarily out of Chicken sandwiches?"

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Lol I don't even like Popeye's overpriced bullshit with portion sizes fit for a mouse...

but that's funny :D

They have some of the worst sides I've ever experienced in the fast food industry. I am tempted to tell them skip the sides and just give me the goddamn chicken.

I'm with you...  doubt I'd ever go back tho.

This was one of the greates Marketing Scams of all time!!!!

Popeyes got it started with a relatively cheap Social Media Campaign on FB and Tweeter.  It started a Faux Debate about who had the best Chicken Sandwich....Chic Filet or Popeyes....and it just took off!

Months ago....in the middle of the summer it was just plain insane....all over the country.  There were riots and fights in Popeyes from Coast to Coast!  Hell Debbie and I stood in a line for 45 minutes just to get one, and guess what?

It was okay, but I was confused about the fuss! {#basic-laugh.gif}

Popeyes in th meantime made a mint (millions) off a very small investment in advertising, and then the sandwich disappeared!

Last weekend I saw a line at a Popeyes and asked Debbie was the Sandwich back....she said she had not heard.  Well it was, and the insanity came back with it as a man was stabbed to death for cutting the sandwich line at a Popeyes in PG County Maryland. {#basic-angry.gif}

That seemed to shake people in this area back to their senses...and I think the Chicken Sandwich craze has passed!

Like I think I mentioned to you.....the Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's is better as far as I am concerned...and there is no wait!{#basic-laugh.gif}

But Halle Berry!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!{#basic-mouth-shut.gif}

 

I know Halle Berry is outdated, but she came to mind. I am writing to write for Stand Up comedy, so I am stretching my imagination. It is a change of my character, but this is the way my wacko mind operates and I am loving it.

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