Having a hard time finding just the right gift for someone on your list?  Boy, have I got some ideas for you!!!! 

Now here's a nifty little idea.  A USB watch!  Just one small problem.  You have to carry a cable with you if you want to transfer files to your watch.  I don't have the slightest idea how you read the files once you transfer them, but any geek worth his x-box 350 can probably figure it out.

Price: $220, available now.

Bing: Shop for a USB Watch

So, what the heck does this cell phone do besides pick up a signal?  Well, my friends, you will be happy to know that  this handy little device by Sony doubles as a mousepad and a cell phone.  Don't ask me what you're supposed to do if you need to use your mouse and your cell phone at the same time.  My advice:  Deal with it!!

$80, available now.

Bing: Shop for a VoIP Mouse

Got a right wingnut on your Christmas list.  Well, he definitely needs this.  He can make his toast while not missing a minute of Rush Limbaugh on his FM radio.  And it's even on sale!! 

Price: Was $60 through Hammacher, now $33.25 through Amazon.

Now, this I like!!  It's a combination breathalizer and FM transmitter for playing your Ipod through your car radio.  You can check to see if you're drunk when you leave that Christmas party; then, you can use the transmitter to plug in your ipod.  When you get stopped for weaving all over the road, you can tell the cop that you were just keeping time to the music.  Helpful hint:  Be sure to drink vodka!  The cop can't smell it on your breath.

 Price: $89 through DavidSteele.com

For all those times when you're plugging in USB devices and suddenly wonder what the indoor temperature is.  Happens to me all the time' I'll have all my USB ports humming away when I suddenly get this uncontrollable urge to know what the ambient temperature is!!   If you know someone who has these same urges,  Brando's USB Rota Rota Hub  has you covered. It comes with three USB ports, each of which you can rotate 90 degrees, plus slots for SD, SDHC, Memory Stick Duo, MicroSD and M2. But the real game-changers here are the two thermometers -- one for reading indoor temperature in Fahrenheit degrees and the other for doing the same job in Celsius degrees. The thermometers are electric rather thanmercury-based,so you won't be tossing hazardous waste when you throw this worthless gadget out.  But, hey, it's cheap!

Price: $15, available now

Have someone on you list whose constantly texting while driving?  Well, this is the gift for that person.  It is guaranteed to raise his/her road distraction quotient to a whole new level by replacing his/her rear-view mirror with a the Rear-view Monitor. This model from Velex Technology Limited supports up to three video sources, meaning one can watch three images at the same time.  Now, that will  definitely get a person's  mind off that dangerous texting while behind the wheel

Price: undisclosed, available now

Bing: Shop for a Rear-View LCD Screen

Osim claims that its iGoGo MP3 player provides holistic therapy by synchronizing its rhythmic pulsations with the beat of your own music. The package includes an MP3 player, plus two satellite massagers that you append to acupuncture points on your body. This arrangement assumes that your idea of relaxation involves sitting around with electronics stuck to various appendages. Says one satisfied customer, "other than the blinking lights, no one ever knows you're getting a massage." They just think you're crazy.

Price:$495 for the player and two massagers.

Is this not the perfect gift for that man on your list.  It's his own personal ipod to listen to when he heads to the pot.  Women don't need this....we get in and out in five minutes.  But men!  That's an entirely different story!  What takes them so long?  Is it all that extra equipment that they have to deal with when they go to take a crap????  Just one precautionary note!  Dropping your toothbrush in the toilet is nothing compared to losing your ipod to the toilet gods. 

Price: $60 through Atech.

This the perfect gift for the teen on your list.  It's a taser with an MP3 player with 1 gb of memory.   If the taser doesn't knock the "baddie" for a loop, the music will. 

Price: $80 for the holster, $350 for the Taser, available now.  Hey!  I didn't say these gifts were cheap!

Well, that's it, folks.  Surely, one of these ten gifts fits some kook on your shopping list.  If not, don't despair.  Just keep looking.  There are a whole lot more gadgets out there that  on which you can waste your hard-earned dollars.

 Shop til you drop like the rest of us idiots!!

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