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H.R. 8791: The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill

Added: Friday, November 28th 2008 at 9:48am by Roni

U.S. Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces bill HR-87-91 that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to defend against an (terrorist/classified/) attack.

The video below is a reading of HR8791, Homeland Security authorization bill, listen carefully, as this includes Extra-terrestrial incursion, which the US Govt, has repeatedly stated, DO NOT EXIST!

Listen to this closely. It sounds as if the US secret government is setting up it's next 911 attack. This bill applies to Terrorist or (classified) attack.



If you go to congress.org to search this bill you get the following message: (http://www.congress.org/congressorg/issues/bills/?billtype=H.R.&billnumb=8791&congress=110)

Sorry, information on bill number 'H.R.8791' (Congress '110') is not available.




(That's probably because it's NOT REAL....you've just been hit with an ONION!!)

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{#flag.gif}You had been there for a while...

lol but but but House.gov lists it as:

The text of H.R. 8791 has not yet been received from GPO

Bills are generally sent to the Library of Congress from the Government Printing Office a day or two after they are introduced on the floor of the House or Senate. Delays can occur when there are a large number of bills to prepare or when a very large bill has to be printed.

but but but....it was a spoof! LOL!


Confused.  Is this a spoof, or not?

I apologize for not getting back sooner, yes, this is a hoax video by Onion.

This hr 87-91 sounds like a plan to place the usa under control of the new world order using the fear of terrorists or a deadly virus that just so happened to get spread by classified people to cause sufficient chaos to take control of this great land. We sould not be funding the very plan designed to subjugate our free nation. Our constitutional rights should not be given up reguardless of the risks.  No matter how CLASSIFIED! Jesus help us and God bless America. 

I apologize, I didn't mean to freak you out.

This is an Onion video....a spoof. You can usually tell Onion videos by the image of an onion located before the [supposed] network call letters. In this case, you can see the onion picture before the -CSPAN call letters in the bottom right corner of the video. Sometimes debates, (on both sides), can get pretty hot and heavy, so I'll throw a laugh in every now and then just to lighten the mood.

Again, I apologize if you thought I was being serious.

its CLASIFIED so they dont have to put shit on the house.gov website 

That is not funny at all. It may cause a scare because the fact remains that the "GOVERNMENT" can actually do just that. Tell the "public" nothing because everything is classified, so therefore they can do anything, and think they're actions are justified! I'm relocating and changing my citizenship!!!!!!!!!!!!

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