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Pokey :"Blow jobs for Xbox"

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Added: Thursday, September 24th 2020 at 4:59pm by pokeybanana
 
 
 

 

Pokey announced today that he was so desperate for the new Xbox that he will do blow jobs with anyone who can help him acquire the new Microsoft machine.

The banana, known for his heroism, had tried to pre-order the console online but it sold out after four seconds.  "The Jews did this!" lamented the fruit.

Pokey has since been contacted by hundreds of gay men happy to accept a blow job from the banana in return for an Xbox.

"No, I meant I'd let a sexy woman give me a blow job and then give me her Xbox.  How was this not clear?  Fuck off with this gay shit!" the banana added.

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Pokey's back, yay!

And, er, downer on his luck than usual. Jesus, if it isn't the pesky Muslims its those Jewish rapscallions, isn't it! Next thing you know a Buddhist will be overweight near you Po.

Its a pretty good machine Pokey. Maybe beggers shouldn't be choosers. 

I'm saving my pennies for the Xbox.  Might get it after Christmas if I have some money left over after I pay for food and shelter.

Of course knowing my luck, a Shintoist will probably rob my house and steal it off me.

Yeah, or a Fourth Day Adventist might crash his private plane into your car making you late to sign on so you get sanctioned and lose all your Xmas money. 

Bit controversial this content.

And yet no controversial tag.

Oh wait, it's appeared now.  Damn puritans following me around slapping warnings on everything. 

I don't fucking know why! Ahhh there it is!

If you had a warning sign saying "This is a fucking warning sign" they'd have to slap a fucking warning sign on it. The cunts. 

It's oh so Puritanical. The plurality [or is it preponderence?] of people who just don't get that even the non-uneducated will at time use vulgarities in the best ways. Which I'm given to believe are for the purpose of shocking others lest they fail yet again after again to pay attention. Helpers. We are helpers. And the whole world and it's momma's momma's 19th cousin fail to comprehend.

Blow Job - Snow Job - Steve Jobs - Cleave Sob - Puppy Slobber - Pokey Blubber - Pokey'd Rather - Pokey Banter - Pokey Bammer - Pokey's Manner - pokeybananer!

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Sadly, Pokey only likes his own "shock poetry" that goes something like

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shit is brown 

And vomit is spew

But. I self-hugged like either a reformed or supercilious Ted.

And now something to alarm and depress Pokey both at the same time: I worry about him. Never met him I know. I must be a stalker might as well confess it. He's somewhere in Wails I just know it.

I'm sure he'll be both flattered and terrified.

What a coinkydink! I often and always feel that way.

No use googling "wails" someone like Melania or Jill will just show up right on top anyways.

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