FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
  8 years old.
  Hateful little bastard.
  Bites! 
  
FREE PUPPIES.
  1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
  1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. 
  
FREE PUPPIES.
  Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
  Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a  
  single bound. 
  
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
  Also 1 gay bull for sale. 
  
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
  Must sell washer and dryer £100. 
  
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
  Worn once by mistake.
  Call Stephanie. 

  **** And the WINNER is... **** 
  
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
  Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
  Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
  No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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