Fred, My Lover, is Dead
Fred is dead. Fred my no strings attached boyfriend of seven years finally passed away. Even with CPR all I could only manage to get his still body to jump a couple of times.
It began as a kindness. I got him for my ex to make him feel better but I soon discovered he had magic that was not his intended job, a massager, but none the less he made as good a lover as he did a masseuse.
When the ex left we fought over Fred because see, Fred was bisexual by his very nature and could service my ex just as spectacularly as he did me. In the end I won.
He was my secret affair after the ex was gone no matter what man I was with at the time Fred and I still rendezvoused late in the night, during calls so the callers would know what real exactly sounds like, hell sometimes he even joined in, my boyfriends, even Johnny never minded. Fred gave pleasure to everyone regardless of race , religion or sexual orientation.
He was truly the perfect man. I would have recommended him to anyone because not only did he provide pleasure quickly and beyond anything you could ever imagine he also gave full body massages including heads and feet! He was fantastic and will be sorely missed!
R.I.P FRED
FRED
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*facepalm* roflolllll. |
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I miss him so!
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sorry to hear that hun.... |
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urm, you might want to check this blog out one more time :) You made me smile :P |
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I'm so sorry for your loss! I'm rolling over here, great post Holly! |
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hehehehe, he was such a good boy |
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Two nine volts and a little lotion M and Fred will rise again!!! |
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oh no baby he had more power than that...he plugged in the wall! |
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Seven years is a long time for a fellow like that! |
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and let me tell you I abused him big time! |
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hehe I thought it was going to be a pet.. |
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lol, oh God no! There are some things even I will not do! |
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you had me on this one, I thought pet too, then no can't be, but who, what.....ah ha ! Good one ! |
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ooo, you have a sick sick mind :P |
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Why thank you ~ |
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lol, ad that is coming from an expert!
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Sorry for your loss... maybe you can find another "fred" :) |
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Got the CC out already. I should review these things I have one I got for Christmas from my sister I thought would replace him but he does not even qualify as Fred's red-headed step brother. He sucks and could not get a pop can off with me shaking it! |
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LOL, so sorry... I knew a girl that had a friend like Fred, his name was bob |
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I need the power............ |
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Cat lowers her head, says a lil' prayer, throws flowers on Fred and sheds a tear |
RIP Fred..so sorry for your loss Holly |
poor fred, he did not even get a proper burial! |
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I am so sorry, and what now???? |
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Well I keep seeing this place called gadget.com advertised here on blogster. I might have to see if they have any offerings! |
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FUCK! I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST LOL! HAHAHAHA!! FUNNY SHIT! START SINGING "CANT GET ANOTHER YOU OOH YOUU" LOL! |
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lol! Thank you ! Glad you enjoye it! |
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That was well scripted |
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Why thank you sweet cheeks! |
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Yeah, I have been looking at this for a while now, thinking, I don't think that I want to read this, it's going to be sad, and there were so many comments, I really thought that everybody pulled together for your pain. Then I thought, well, I love Mmmmm, so the least I can do is read the post about her dead lover, sad though it may be, and well, I did get quite a chuckle. When I first started reading that you had gotten him for your ex, I'm thinking she finds male lovers for her ex? A little different, but hey, to each their own, but as I read on I understood what was going on and quite enjoyed the post. I do want to state that I did go through a similar situation with a device of the same family and, yes, parting was quite painful, I have much empathy for you. |
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Thank you so much for your concern! Hehehehe, I am sorry you troubled over it! Though it was quite a loss! |
I added his picture :P