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Wanna talk about what now? People are silly in a lot of ways but the people who call Holly and I have to take the cake for some of the weirdest shit that I’ve ever heard. There are some nights when she and I sit in the same room while the other is on the phone and when you are especially (un)lucky someone might turn on the speaker phone to get you a dose of what the other one is going through. Take for example some of these magical moments.
Holly’s weirdest callers (By Johnny)
1. Get up and spin for me. This guy actually makes her stand up and start spinning to get really dizzy… and that’s what makes him pop.
2. Choke yourself for me. There is actually more than one of these guys. When I hear this on the other line it is usually from the wimpiest sounding mamma’s boys that you can think of. Too funny.
3. I want to do you while you’re asleep. Did you really need someone else on the phone to enact this fantasy dude? I mean really?
4. Jimmy the fly eater. This guy isn’t exactly a weird guy in any way regarding what he’s spanking it to but his voice sounds so fucking funny and deranged. You can picture him sitting in the backroom of some building eating flies and talking to himself.
5. I love you. These people… OMG… lawl.
SO! Did everyone have a Happy Holiday?
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Hilarious! And you never know who these people are. Could be your coworker, your next door neighbor, or even your friends, and you simply just have no clue, huh? |
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And yes. Awesome holiday. Didn't have to get dressed or go anywhere. Had all our food cooked for us, my brother came over for lunch, watched Avatar, and that was that! Perfect, quiet, and peaceful Christmas day and woke up to half a foot of snow this morning. Beautiful! Hope yours was nice as well! |
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I am guessing one of them is the guy down there with the puking smileys :P |
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lol probably! |
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I do have an update on pig. tis not so good |
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:-( oh no |
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Apparently half his foot is healing the other half is not and his toes are falling off. He may need his leg amputated. |
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Oh that breaks my heart. I hope he isn't in too much pain. I'm so sad to hear this Holly |
poor little baby. |
Pig is dirty smelly mummy dog to begin with. He's not in any kind of recognizable pain, he leaps around on three legs like missing toes is no big fucking deal. It's funny. |
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And once again, truth is stranger than any fiction you could make up!!! There are some really strange people out there...who get off on some pretty bizzare things... So why not tell us about a few of your weird calls, jt?????? Or have holly make a post about them...lol! |
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LOL...one of them might be the preacher!! |
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Given the state of the Catholic Church, you could actually have a point with that one... |
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There are some sick fuckers out there that's for sure. I don't even understand why people do phone sex when you can do live video chat. I haven't done either and don't have any plans to even though I have blogged with Holly and find her to be a real hottie so it is kind of tempting but I like it live in the same room with me. None of that kinky shit either. |
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That's what I was trying to say Joe. |
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This is like asking which is sicker... The dog that puked on the dirty carpet, or the dog that ate the puke from the dirty carpet... |
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Well of course they are all sick but it's a funny kind of sick. |
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Sorta like this... |
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rotflmfao |
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Seems appropriate to me... |
yeah, must be a real thrill... |
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choke yourself? seriously? I'm gonna try that with hubby, choke him! LOL LOL LOL