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I thought this was pretty good so I wanted to share it: "Twas the Fight Before Christmas."
‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas
By the Captivating Mrs. BoomerJeff
Twas the fight before Christmas in 2010
The House passed a monstrosity
And to the Senate did send…
Then up on the Senate floor a loud groaning was heard
As our hero,DeMint,asked to hear EVERY WORD!
When what to our wondering ears we engaged
As the clerk ,of the Senate, rose to read every page.
The moon on the crest of DC’s new fallen snow
Would rise at least twice with 2000 pages to go!
On Nancy, on Barney, on Watson and lame ducks,
We the people believe YOUR Omnibus sucks!!
So squeezing real hard to plug up our noses,
We heard of obscene pork & earmarks the reading exposes!
We wondered how anyone with a sane mind
Could propose to spend good money on trash of this kind.
So read on all the bills so the people can know
why to vote out these spenders wherever they go!
Senators sleeping, while the clerk reads is a sight,
Merry Christmas dear Senators… and have a good night!
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Nota. They weaseled out of it. Have to watch them though. That clears room for other sneaky maneuvers. |
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JoAnne, I don't think for a minute that they have weaseled out of it. They will perhaps change a bit of the wording or as they usually do change the title and try again. |
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Joez. At least someone will read it. UGH! |
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Raggedy Ann I heard that too. Do not trust them. . Even if they pull this Omnibus, they have Dream act lined up for vote on Saturday. They are working on START, without ever seeing the negotiation docs. The docs were requested by Congress, but WH wouldn't submit them. DADT is in the mix too. They act like they are playing Supermarket Sweep. Trying to grab every dime they can, before the buzzer goes off. |
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Harry pulled the budget bill. He will offer and three week cover bill. Now the right folks can take control of the budget. |
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We won this one but we have DADT, The Dream Act and others to win before the recess. They're not done trying to screw us. |
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These lame ducks can take a flying leap! |
pigs! I can't wait for 2012. We can get rid of a bunch more pork and the porkers who have been stealing from us. |
Dear God in Heaven, I;ll be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad when these %$#@#$!% are GONE! |
LOL! I hope this reading causes them nightmares for years to come!