Italian-Stallion

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Disclaimer: This isn't a serious blog and most of the comments I write shouldn't be taken seriously. I use this blog for my own amusement and if you get offended by anything I say then you can go to hell.

This blog is about me and how everything I am and do is better than you as a person. You may not immediatly take offense to that because you might be saying to yourself, "Well there is no reason to be offended, he couldn't possibly be refering to me. There are millions of people on the internet and to think he's refering to me personally is ridiculous". Let me assure you, I am in fact refering to you, and stop talking to yourself you crazy monkey. Now that we've gotten the question of my superiority out of the way it's time for some F u N & C r A z Y F a C t S !! L O L O L O L !!!!!11

-I'm a young, supple 20 year old lad

-I dont know my height, but i think its somewhere close to 6 feet

-I have brown hair and brown eyes

-I live in a house with my family which consists of parental units, a brother, and two doggys

-My dogs are Decker and Molly, Decker is obese and has a hip problem and Molly is very small and has a Napolean Complex

-My brother is currently going to a therapeutic boarding school for blowing up the state of Nebraska, but seriously, who noticed? No ones going to miss corn anyway.

-I like to play airsoft, write, play video games, annoy people, and eat small children

-This is my first time writing a blog, so be gentle

-I hate bloggers

Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen and internet preditors, some of my personal information. Some of you more cunning bloggers may have noticed that the picture of my face looks remarkably similar to a fist with blue permanent marker on it. Allow me to correct you: that is my face, and if you don't believe me then let me remind you that you're spending your free time to look at the moronic rantings of an immature 19 year old kid. Have you ever considered finding a partner? No no, thats aiming way too high. How about a pet? You can legally imprison them in your home, this way they won't be able to run away as soon as they realize how boring you are, and as an added bonus they're too stupid to know how to kill themselves. Life is looking up! Hooray!