3089 Goodbye Cruel World
This blog post is by way of an obituary, or something like that. I am dying, it's official. For the past two or three days I have manfullly fought off the feeling of impending doom and disaster, but last night I had to give in, to sucumb, to wave the white flag.
I have a runny nose, I coughed for almost five hours continuous last night, I felt bunged up, hot, cold, sweaty, too warm, aching and so have come to the unfortunate conclusion that I have a Man Cold.
As you all know only too well, a Man Cold is far worse than any normal cold. I have dragged myself from my sick bed today to write this, now who but a man could write that? I don't know if I am going to see the day out, I feel so bad, but if I don't then let me say I fond farewell to all the friends I have made in the past year on Blogster. It's been really nice knowing you, thank you for your friendship, please pass me a box of tissues and some hot lemon drink.
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
Going now. Bye......
User Comments
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG ARE YOU OKAY FANGIO?! <3 I LOVE YOU! :( |
Concentrate on YOUR life Savagette!! Ignore me, I just have a snotty cough and a cold. I'll live. You need help? - drop me a pm if I can help. |
And here you told me you weren't going to die for another 3089 days. So sad that the end is coming so soon :-( ... though you will probably by fine by tomorrow. |
Sorry about that! I got my miserable-awful-horrid-flu-cold-bronchitis over with 2 weeks ago. It was so bad that I finally realized ...you have to get better to die! |
Poor Polly ! Putting up with a man cold takes a lot of her. Fare-the-well and come back soon. We will be waiting. Wait for the white light and run the other way. |
I hope you get over the man cold soon for your wife's sake fangio! Enjoy the soup and sympathy while you can. Wishing you a speedy recovery! |
Hang in there kid--I had the man cold in November and even with being older (a little) than you I survived. Tell Polly she can have half of what you leave me! (Yes, yes, always thinking of myself!) |
LOL! I bet Polly is babying him..... fangio- if you are running a temp. you have more than a cold.... |
YA BIG BABY......!!!!!!! |
Thanks mama. I know you were only joking. Like everyone else. If I hadn't meant it to be a fun thing I would never have mentioned it. Don't feel bad. |
Not surprised they don't let you practice medicine! Anyone told you that you have an evil streak in you HOW? |


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Get well soon!


man colds make me run away from home, so as not to put up with all the whining.
a speedy recovery to you!