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Question.... Does the penis you work with deserve a raise...or should it be fired?..lol
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I work weekends & holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in dark areas that sometimes has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to disease.
Dear penis, Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. You don't work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You don't stay in your designated area, & are frequently found in other locations.
4. You don't take initiative & must be stimulated to start working.
6. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
7. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.
8. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.
9. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with 2 nutty looking suspects.
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Very clever. But, Mmmm . .. you seem to have taken a rather hard view of the penis, rigid even. Why not cum clean, be more straight up, more out front with your thoughts. Spit it out, don't shoot from the hip. Then, once you've shot your wad you can take a softer tact.
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LOL nicely worded. Tjis is not my thoughts it is a pass along from one of my friends, and she does have a more rigid(or lack of) opinion on the matter. |
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Loved it! |
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LOL Fantastic! I am sharing this! |
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Please do glad you like |
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I did :) |
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U are funny again,LOL |
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That was a funny txt.. msg when I got it.. from my cousin like 2 years or so ago.. It is still really funny to this day... it amazes me how things get around.. but then again, in this day of technology .. it is the NORM. I AM GLAD YOU POSTED IT... |
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LOL! Hilarious :-)