I suppose I could get bent out of shape about being behind a pokey driver..or I could thank God for slowing me down as I often drive faster then I intend or should

I suppose I could bemoan the long drive thru line  in the morning or I could put the wait to good use, ever thankful that I can afford the luxury of treating myself.

I suppose I could rant about my job, or I could be grateful that I am employed and look for ways to make my job better, for both myself and my company.

I suppose I could feel used when someone asks me for help of some kind, or I could jump at the chance to give something back for the many times people have been good to me

I suppose I could do a million things differently that would enrich not only my own life but those of others, will I? It  depends, I suppose.

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It's Friday....TURN IT UP LOUD!!!!!!

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Dark side, you don't want to walk there, no one knows what the shadows hide

dark side, peer into the eyes around you , no spark shining dead inside

dark side, deep pools of nothing can't find anything to use as a guide

dark side, stumble into the abyss and continue on your perpetual slide

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Skeletons in my closet

I am in the process of building  benches for my See, Speak and Hear no evil skeletons Linda bought me for Christmas. I have for cube shelves and am still debating maountin them all on one , or each on their own individual shelf, I kind of like individual with maye teh bench and some kind of rigged up battery operated street lamp.. we shall see.

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I am not much of  a Neil Young fan but I do like this one...

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Thinking ahead to spring.. mountains, waterfalls and concerts. Yeah concerts.. I want to see more concerts, festivals even..events even.

We are granted but a short while in this place, and though I yearn to be home, there are indeed a few good pleasures to be found while roaming this planets surface.. I am going for more this coming year, if for nothing else but to make up for the travel shunting terror that is WINTER!!!

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 Yeah I always liked this one..

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us whining about you leaving it down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark them on a calendar and remind us frequently.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Check your oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer that question anymore.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us look. It doesn't hurt anyone, to look. And for us, its genetic.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will believe you.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.


Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

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