Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

 Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to
 eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

 Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
 begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
 in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
 'Kin ya swallar?'


 The woman shakes her head no.

 Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

 The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

 The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks
 down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
 tongue.
 The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
 obstruction flies out of her mouth.
 As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back
 to his table.

 His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
 Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it

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