I Am Bison

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Welcome to my personal forum as a rapscallion entertainer that finds mirth in my own ribaldry.  This account has been established to display scandalous literary offerings which at times contain a certain propensity to offend, yet entertain. 

I have been known to partake in wistful tomfoolery that some may describe as sprightly and frivolite.  The vast majority of such activities could be accredited to the imbibing of adult natured elixurs that have been know to make tooth distractions and the stitching of open wounds practically whimsical.

While I staunchly defend the sanctity of society, in the past I have been a rogue adventurer of somewhat loose morals while conducting clandestine trysts and shameful acts of cavorting.  I realize that openly cavorterous behavior can be recognized as wanton stumpetry, I can assure you that such occurrences of excess were spurred by tempestuous advances and the lurid displays of the slatternly ladies of my youth.  That behavior is strictly in my past as I have now ventured further in my quest that all nations be unified in their love and commitment to peace and the hatred of the French.

During my maturation, I have since been captivated by the Bisonwife's alluring lassitude in which she did indeed woo me favorably into the satisfying life of creating a family of which I am quite proud to be a member.  The Bisonlads, AlexBison and NickBison, are strapping young lads of unprecidented intellect and wit.  The BisonDaughter, DanielleBison, is an elaborate beauty of a lass whose visage will be in the thoughts of many suitors, much to The Bison's nervous dismay.  And the BisonWife, AmyBison, through her support, understanding, and tolerance, has completely captured and tamed the WildBison in me...albeit a challenge she faces daily.

That being said, the sanctity of home and hearth is a cherished ideal and I hope that I have serendipitously expressed as such during this lengthy epistle.

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