Bailout Fever (bail baby bail)
Bailout Fever (bail baby bail)
Citi Bank- come on down
You are the next contestant on:
"Your price is right"
Bailout fever continues
After the BIG three US auto makers ran into a little trouble with their bailouts, Citi Bank becomes the next in line to suck the blood of the tax payers.
Here at The Angry Republic, we wanted to get inside the minds of these companies, and what it takes to ask congress for YOUR tax money.
So, here is one of the bigger share holders of Citi Bank, a reletively unknown company called:
Corporate Receivers of Amalgamated Poisonous Petroleum.
C.R.A.P.P. -is what they like to be called.
Their motto is:
"Helping you lurch forward, while stepping into a big pile of the future..!!"
Here is what CRAPP had to say about the CITI Bank bailout:
We prefer to NOT call it a "bailout."
We prefer the term- "Happy Check."
See, without this "happy check", tons of people will be laid off. Which means they would spend one year on unemployment, where they would be paid cash- money to hunt, spend time with their families, fish, play golf, and look for a job.
This is a SAD prospect for any American..!!
However, with this "happy check" (bailout), people can feel confidant that they STILL have a job with a company that is on the verge of bankruptcy. A company that could collapse any day.
Plus, with this happy check; none of us top CEO people will have to leave, or even lower our salary.
This "happy check" from you tax payers is the RIGHT solution. And best of all, you will never feel any of the pain. (Because your children and grandchildren will actually pay all this money back. By then, you will be taking a permanent dirt nap.)
Michael Jackson
The "Cat" is out of the bag.
Could this be the new FACE of Islam..??
Michael Jackson is following in the footsteps of another famous (and reclusive) singing star.
Jackson is converting to Islam, just as Yousef Islam did a few years ago. (Cat Stevens)
Maybe what Michael Jackson needs right now is religion? (Any religion.) I have always worried that Jackson was heading for self- destruction, and possible suicide. Religion could possible straighten Jackson out? (No pun intended.)
LINK: Jacko goes backo- Islam for me
But if Michael Jackson is looking for a comeback in popular music, Islam might not be his best choice.
(They shy away from crotch grabbing, sexy women, and most everything that popular culture stands for.)
Just look at the life of Cat Stevens before and after Islam:
1970's era Cat Stevens
Modern Yousef Islam (Cat Stevens)
Uuuumm... Though I fight for religion in my blog because I feel people need to have faith. And, of course, America stands for religious freedom.
The transformation of Cat Stevens; a cutting edge song writer who could describe human emotions better than most, into a "mouth piece" for an Islam leader...
I'm sorry, it is just a waste of talent. (Leave politics to the politicians.) God, (of any religion) gives certain people great gifts. Cat Stevens has a gift and I miss it.
Today, Yousef Islam is very popular amongst Islamic African cultures and maybe that is Michael Jackson's calling.
Who the hell am I to denounce that calling..??
Just some little blog writer in America that misses the old Cat Stevens.
Take the Al Frankin challenge
Al Frankin believes that this voter wanted to vote for him in the Minnesota Senate race.
The Frankin team believes that the voter underlined his "correct" choice.
What do you think?
LINK: More goofy ballots from Minnesota
Famous Hooker speaks out
Ashley Dupre claims she had no idea that Spitzer was a married governor.
The Former New York Governor also speaks out
One more from Yousef Islam (Cat Stevens)
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I never did dope and I never listened to Cat Stevens BUT I bet ODUMBA DID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I remember that Cat Stevens, er Yousef whatever, denounced his own music after he became a Muslim. I've often wondered, did he denounce receiving his residual checks from ASCAP or BMI too? Bet he didn't (probably gives it to Islamic "charitable" organizations - yeah, that's it). Ka-ching. However, Michael Jackson becoming a Muslim? For one thing, wouldn't he have to grow a beard or a moustache or something - after all his plastic surgery can he even do that? Oh wait, now I remember seeing the icky facial hair showing at the end of a long day at trial when he hadn't been able to refreshe the makeup. Frankly, why would Islam want him? He give anything a bad name. Of course, he's been veiling the kids for years, so that wouldn't be a big comedown for them... The Al Franken ballot I really love is the one where someone has blackened Coleman's box, and nothing else - however, because it looked like the person had put a sorta x looking strokes in it he wanted to say it didn't go to Coleman. Frankly, it looked to me like a person who was just rushing through filling in a circle - not always an easy thing if you have arthritis or palsy or have just been using the mouse on the computer too much that day. The ballot above - I figure someone was crossing out his name, not underlining it - it covered up more than half the name. Next time, get a new ballot (like most people would) or black out the entire box and write NO!! real big beside it. |
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People wit arthuritis should not be allowed t' vote. People wit paulsy should not be allowed t' vote. Dead people should be allowed t' vote as many times as dey want. And Democrats. |
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LOL. Aren't those already the rules? |
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Islam adding Jackson to their roster does very little to improve their image, but then again, it does very little to tarnish it either. I wonder what the Koran says about grown men molesting children? In a way, Michael Jackson is a child himself, perhaps his new Muslim friends will molest him. then he can commit suicide. |
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Wow- You have Jaskson molested and dead..!! Maybe Michael Jackson should join some other religion..?? |
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I think Michael Jackson just needs to try being human first, then search for his salvation. Actually, he was put into a no win situation as a child, and could only have turned out like he did. Trying to force your kids to be superstars in order to make up for your own shortcomings, is one of the worst forms of child abuse there is. If he can find a way to stay out of the spotlight, he might find a way to salvage his life, if not, he will always be a lost sole, latching on to everything that comes along out of desperation. |
Watching the Cat Stevens vids really took me back. His music was so smooth. It took me back to the world I lived in in the seventies. Was it REALLY as good as I remember it compared to today? Something was bugging me because I was walking around stoned most of the time but compared to today, at least in my memory, it seems like paradis. I FELT free, I don't as much anymore. Is my mind playing tricks on me?
I think C.S. was the first time I had ever taken any notice at all of Islam, or was it the embassy, I can't remember which happened first. Thanks for the trip down memory lane...I think.