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Added: Thursday, February 9th 2012 at 2:38pm by FloridaLady

Category: Arts & Entertainment > Humor

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican ope ned his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

User Comments

LOL! That was funny!

▶ dphilip on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 2:47pm • Link • Reply

Glad you liked it dphilip! It was funny to me also! Thanks!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 3:56pm • Link • Reply

Well, it looks like blonde guys are just as dumb as blonde girls....LOL

This was funny!

▶ mamakat on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 3:03pm • Link • Reply

Yep, it is refreshing to see that there are finally, some dumb blond guys! Thanks Kat!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 4:03pm • Link • Reply

Fantastic!!

▶ Kat-Al on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 3:22pm • Link • Reply

What a relief it is Kat-Al! Dumb blond guys! Thanks!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 4:05pm • Link • Reply

I shouted out a laugh it was so good. At least, this blonde girl has sense enough to change her diet if she's tired of it.

▶ CherokeIrish on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 3:31pm • Link • Reply

I agree with you Cheroke! She was the smart one this time! Thanks!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 4:07pm • Link • Reply

hilarious...nice to see a dumb blonde GUY for a change, huh?

▶ ILoveCats on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 4:41pm • Link • Reply

I thought it was a nice change, to see that there are some dumb guys around to Mary. Thanks!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:11pm • Link • Reply

haha...there's more than SOME.... ;-)

▶ ILoveCats on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:17pm • Link • Reply

I meant to say dumb blond guys, but your right. It has just been kept a secret for a long time. (we Woman knew all a long). lol.

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:32pm • Link • Reply

▶ KarenMurphy on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:24pm • Link • Reply

Thanks Karen, "funny as heck", isn't it?

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:33pm • Link • Reply

LOL!

▶ NotaLiberal-NotaDemograft-Ever on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:24pm • Link • Reply

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:34pm • Link • Reply

Too Funny!

--Olivia

▶ bitchesbehating on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:35pm • Link • Reply

Thanks Olivia! I agree!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 5:37pm • Link • Reply

Now that was a good blond guy joke! It's about time!

▶ Mustang-Sally on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:08pm • Link • Reply

Yes, It is about time for a dumb blond guy joke Sally! LOL. Thanks!

Buy the way "HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY." I would have given you a party, but my computer was going on and off Febuary 6 on you Birthday and I could not put a post up, because my computer would not stay working for me.

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:15pm • Link • Reply

Thanks, Allie. No problem about not having a party for me.

Congrats on your beautiful new car!

▶ Mustang-Sally on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:18pm • Link • Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIBdKVyGIi8&feature=related

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:31pm • Link • Reply

Thank you Sally, I am enjoying it very much! You know I needed one! lol. :)

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:33pm • Link • Reply

Thanks for all the nice pictures and sayings! And the video was sweet and FUNNY! lol!

▶ Mustang-Sally on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:38pm • Link • Reply

Yes as much as you are on the road, it was time for a new car. Your old car was still nice, and someone will get a lot of use out of it.

▶ Mustang-Sally on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:41pm • Link • Reply

Your welcome Sally, my computer was not dependable last week-end, acually a couple of days. I hate it when that happens. :) You deserved a party!

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:50pm • Link • Reply

Yes my car was still nice and kept up, but I was on the road a lot and had to keep putting money into the car for things that would keep happening to it. Finally I made up my mind, I not spending any more money on this car. :)

▶ FloridaLady on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:54pm • Link • Reply

LOL! I had a mini party right here!

▶ Mustang-Sally on Thursday February 9th 2012 at 10:55pm • Link • Reply

LOL, you sure did Sally!